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In love with both genders.
Cynic.
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!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs");</description><title>Keep choking on your venom, girl.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @steffums)</generator><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdqipyNIrg1qz6szjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53294667709</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53294667709</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:01:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/68396797e85627cb1125a3e5186744d5/tumblr_mmc7p1Vryq1qgcuzco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53286347167</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53286347167</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:56:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/453f032f03c196f7418d5772d2886f99/tumblr_mma2bllmFc1qimgito1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53194898014</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53194898014</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:02:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b12841ef961c4e11a8c1d5448612117/tumblr_mmnhjpFwrF1rdc67eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/post/53111564492/everything-love" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;lovequotesrus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;EVERYTHING LOVE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53194758337</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53194758337</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:59:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb5730964ffcf2b188578648e38a50a2/tumblr_mobg024jYh1raof7yo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53194750435</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53194750435</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:59:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>nadiaaboulhosn:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aed7a9db7fc1447dfdfdee5e8f2e7b7e/tumblr_ml8mf7HaJ31qargfho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nadiaaboulhosn.tumblr.com/post/49302483105/theramen-wellhellotello-fckingmajeliblood" target="_blank"&gt;nadiaaboulhosn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theramen.tumblr.com/post/48999417055/wellhellotello-fckingmajeliblood" target="_blank"&gt;theramen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wellhellotello.tumblr.com/post/48168111915/fckingmajeliblood-so-much-hilarity-i-keep" target="_blank"&gt;wellhellotello&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fckingmajeliblood.tumblr.com/post/48116427607/so-much-hilarity-i-keep-having-to-remind-myself" target="_blank"&gt;fckingmajeliblood&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://so-much-hilarity.tumblr.com/post/48113782222/i-keep-having-to-remind-myself-that-its-the" target="_blank"&gt;so-much-hilarity&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lion&lt;em&gt;esses &lt;/em&gt;that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://muslimmatters.muslimmatters.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/lioness-wief.jpg"/&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/03/article-1353274-0D06CEF1000005DC-322_964x637.jpg"/&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2009/5/6/16/aggressive-lioness-4219-1241643089-8.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the king of the jungle&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53157712881</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53157712881</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:20:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyovoRfAu1rzv3elo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53157674063</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53157674063</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:20:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65031bf848545c78cece0265196386f3/tumblr_mjjr1yU6bl1rik3n4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53157663986</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53157663986</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:19:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>zubat:

Boy moans are the best</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://zubat.tumblr.com/post/53156392766/boy-moans-are-the-best" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;zubat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Boy moans are the best&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53157647495</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53157647495</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:19:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly81pyNWUh1r5egblo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly81pyNWUh1r5egblo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly81pyNWUh1r5egblo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly81pyNWUh1r5egblo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly81pyNWUh1r5egblo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53157641973</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53157641973</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:19:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>galicseas:

IT’S SO CUTE IM REBLOGGING TWICE
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/011b6419f16a964cf83e3cc687b5ff3d/tumblr_mofvdlbLR71qbyxr0o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://galicseas.tumblr.com/post/53064252550/its-so-cute-im-reblogging-twice" target="_blank"&gt;galicseas&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IT’S SO CUTE IM REBLOGGING TWICE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53157022456</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53157022456</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:10:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>whatever.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b38e8d99a667a489c3775b2af1456eec/tumblr_moij8piLfS1qgfnb2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;whatever.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53156962383</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53156962383</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:10:01 -0400</pubDate><category>me</category></item><item><title>cailleboat:

This series is based on the drawings made by snails...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1o4haZYxo1qctokeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cailleboat.tumblr.com/post/41771118942/this-series-is-based-on-the-drawings-made-by" target="_blank"&gt;cailleboat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;This series is based on the drawings made by snails on the wet sand in the intertidal zone. They are part of an ongoing series of works involving collaboration between the snails and me. I choreograph the snails’ starting positions, and then photograph the marks they make over time.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;I tend to think of the snail pieces as a metaphor for the order we establish in our lives, and how the element of chance enters in to shape the result -regardless of how much we attempt to structure it. &lt;/em&gt;- Daniel Renalli, on Snail Drawings Series (1995-Present)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53119742915</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53119742915</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:23:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/23fe7bbe2218e96e281f503698a4162e/tumblr_mmi2xuH2AR1rmlbfgo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53056375371</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53056375371</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jun 2013 18:46:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>valar-morghulis:

by Pascal Quidault
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/49863f23dbadd4a53f2b94647ca43b5a/tumblr_modw8zCSLW1rrrugio2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e880f17e754556a439939e260e53750a/tumblr_modw8zCSLW1rrrugio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://valar-morghulis.tumblr.com/post/52943820639/by-pascal-quidault" target="_blank"&gt;valar-morghulis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;by Pascal Quidault&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53056180425</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53056180425</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jun 2013 18:43:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md7hcrInfh1rvlag0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53022705507</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53022705507</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:40:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac0859c32e46cad1baa2b94881a21450/tumblr_mnq6ca8dMI1qdtotno5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bce7570a39568bcb488b18fc9f438865/tumblr_mnq6ca8dMI1qdtotno4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83c2c3d2a2fac8ab6ac61d481183bb8c/tumblr_mnq6ca8dMI1qdtotno3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8215d743993208f6628ff95aff94be27/tumblr_mnq6ca8dMI1qdtotno2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d91303a0e74eb72dc141c557f409aead/tumblr_mnq6ca8dMI1qdtotno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53022696829</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/53022696829</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:40:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It will not be beautiful. It will not be brave. It will be selfish. It will be broken. Your mother will cry.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;2. Don’t write for him. Write for you. Write for others like you. Write so the girl that thinks about stepping in front of public transportation doesn’t. Don’t be selfish.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;3. When you will yourself to sleep and it doesn’t come- get up. It doesn’t matter that it’s 3 am. There will be other 3 am’s. Take a shower. Take two. Wash him out of your hair. Write a poem. Read the same book you’ve read 202 times again. The 203rd time might tell you something different. Don’t stay in bed- you will think about the bus again.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;4. Don’t kiss him because he’s broken. Don’t kiss him because his laughter never reaches his eyes. Don’t try and fix him. Fix yourself first. Be selfish. He can’t save you. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;5. Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;6. Dress up and wear red lipstick and get drunk with your friends. They’re the ones that will pick you up. Don’t kiss him. Or him. Don’t fall asleep on strange couches with strange boys. When his hand slides up your dress walk away. Hit him. Don’t kiss him. He can’t save you.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;7. Get another tattoo. Get five more. Get another hole in your ear. Don’t listen to your dad. You will still be able to get a job. Did you really want to be employed by someone like your father? Haven’t you had enough of judgmental old white men anyway? Get fuck you tattooed in tiny letters on your hip.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;8. When you feel the yearning for a new city- start over. Take 200 bucks and a three suitcases. Work anywhere that will have you. Meet strange people and forget your name. Call yourself Ruby. No one will know the difference. Remember to call your mother. Don’t be selfish. Come home when you find yourself in the strangers and the small one bedroom apartment. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;9. Don’t whisper evil things into your own ear. Other people are going to shout them at you. Be your own hero. Keep a sword on your key ring. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;10. Don’t step in front of a city bus. It will not be beautiful. Live. Stay up all night with a boy that promises you everything and means it. Live. See shitty local bands with a friend. Wear a different band’s t-shirt. No one will care. Live. Have a baby girl with tiny fingers and tiny toes someday. Pour love into her until it’s overflowing. Live. Wake up. Staying in bed all day is not poetic.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Live. Live.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Live.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Do you hear that? It’s me. It’s your life. Wake up.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;small&gt;This made me cry so much.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/span&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psychognosis.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;psychognosis&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/52988781089</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/52988781089</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:30:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1a7074113b8597b815e327a70537b72c/tumblr_mgc5irm4WA1s26duco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/52988428051</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/52988428051</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:24:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>teeen-fags:

holy fuck
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92yroCPP91rnu58yo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teeen-fags.tumblr.com/post/29867372016" target="_blank"&gt;teeen-fags&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;holy fuck&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/52988417915</link><guid>http://steffums.tumblr.com/post/52988417915</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:24:24 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
